Episode Four

[Selphie]

So, any news to speak of, good man?

Sucks you have to lose somebody...care to give a lady some of the inside scoop?

[Balthier]

No real news to report other than the fact Vanille & Balthie FINALLY started speaking to each other after all this time lol. We even Exalted each other just now, so I see this as the beginning of a possible long term relationship IF she quits being so sensitive about the negative comments Balthie makes about fags.  

Speaking of this, I basically go around calling people all kinds of homophobic obseneties in my head now IRL   It's fun <3  

Oh yeah, and I guess we're voting out Yuna or Keftka, but probably Yuna since Ti wants it that way....  I honestly don't care now that Yuna hasn't written me for the past 3 days, meh.  

[Kimahri Ronso]

Are you gay IRL?

[Balthier]

Forgot to mention that I don't recall penalties being included in the description for the Chest thing... I only remember we get something good or nothing, but maybe I'm wrong and penalties are inside some chests too? Vanille could be making this up if she got something good or something.... thinking out loud now... I'll shut up.

[Balthier]

Jun 10, 2014 22:14:53 GMT -5 Kimahri Ronso said:

Are you gay IRL?

Duh,  if I wasn't, I'd be a homophone    

Muscle hunks <3

[Balthier]

*homophobe

sorry, watching cable news... The majority leader in US congress got owned HARD today by a complete unknown in a primary election where he should've won w/e even having to worry, I'm like getting ready to open up a bottle of wine to celebrate his tears.

[Kimahri Ronso]

Okay well. You can act like this and not be a homophobe. I mean, I acted like a Nazi one time, but that doesn't mean I'm Nazi

Although I do have German roots....

But yeah, you are hilarious. Keep it up

[Balthier]

The Third Reich Too bad we all sucked @ challenges and the americunts steamerolled over us, but at least it was fun

Tidus sent me this hot message earlier:

Yes he fucking sucks. Within minutes of arriving at their tribe he sent me a message saying I was welcome to flip at the merge/swap and I was like lol w/e cunt. Then he kept on trying to rape me and I was like fuck off I have only have eyes for Yuna ;_; And maybe Balthier if I was drunk or really really bored. But he wouldn't give up. He is also obsessed with you btw. I got to read all their threads and when they were choosing who to exile the first time he was like begging his tribe to pick you so that he could with you. But they all ignored him lolpwnt. Then again at the challenge today he picked you but it had to be someone who competed. Lolpwnt again.

Okay so this is going to be long because their tribe is actually active and doing shit unlike the lame ass losers over here. Wakka is the man with the plan over there and came to me pretty quickly to talk about working together. He spilled all the details about his tribe, that there were two alliances of Wakka/Zidane/Terra and Seymour/Squall with Rikku playing both sides. Vivi is Wakka's bitch boy and Tifa is a random floater ho I guess idk nobody really talked about her. He said he wanted my help to get rid of Rikku so I told him and the others some of the shit she told us while she was here to make her look like a shady bitch. What surprised me tho is that Zidane was voted out... I managed to ask Squall wtf happened while he was here earlier and he said that he found out Rikku/Terra/Zidane were running the show so they turned it around on them, which makes it seem like Wakka voted with him? So I have no idea what is actually going on there but that Wakka guy is SHADY. He was actually pretty cool to talk to but we defs shouldn't trust him and should try to get his ass out if we ever get the chance.

Anyway, he told me that he was sent to Exile Island in the very first round before it was made public knowledge along with Yuna from our tribe. That bitch never said shit about that to anyone which is another reason I want her ass gone on top of being an inactive cunt. He also got to pick a chest at the same time as you did and said he got something but didn't tell me what. Could be bluffing idk. But I really don't understand this chest bullshit? Like why did Vivi/Lightning get to open them on Exile Island but now it is seemingly random people? Like when I heard you/Wakka got to choose I figured Cloud/Vivi got to pick someone to do it or something but Cloud didn't say anything like that and now Vanille got to open one randomly? And got a penalty alol pwnt bitch.

Speaking of that slut I told her to join the alliance of you/me/Light/Cloud cos she is marginally more active than the rest of these losers and sexy as hell to boot but she said that Cloud was kinda lame (true!) and that you were an awful shit-eating faggot (also true!) so you need to charm her ass off right the fuck now. But don't you DARE think about fucking her or anything. Your faggot ass is mine and mine alone. Feel free to go take a dump on Seymour tho if you so desire you disgusting pig.

and I'm like literally in love with him for being fun to talk to and everything <3    So many of these people are just plain awful, but Ti is a god when it comes to messaging.  Same with Light :  but I'm not sure she likes to talk about shit-eating faggots as much lol 

[Balthier]

Case in point.. that faggot Squall hasn't replied to Balthie's greeting message that he sent him over 30mis ago and the douche has been here active this whole time, probably jerking off in some corner to those idol clues Light posted for us 

[Kimahri Ronso]

Those PM's between you and Tidus look entertaining

And yes, The Third Reich

[Balthier]

I just told Squall to quit being a worthless fag and quit looking for that idol, straight up.

Hopefully we get Wakka, Vivi, or Seymour next time, they are the only ones that excite me from that tribe. Rikku was ok, but too generic nice.

[Selphie]

OMG, I go to bed and wake up to this craziness!

Honestly, your PM's make me laugh I'm a horrible person though...

Have you given much thought to the idols, or not gunna bother?